Every fucking year
Me: I wonder whos in my class??!?!
*person walks in*
Me: OHHHHH HELLLL NOOOOOOOO
It must be fun to be attractive.
han-nibalism: i want to be the person that you think of every second of the day. i want to be the reason for your smiles and laughter. i want to be the shoulder that you can lean and cry on. i want to be the person you run to. i want to be the person that changes your life. i want to be someone that you’ll never regret. i want to be yours and i want you to be mine.
me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you stupid or something
When your sibling eats the food you hid from them
sodamnrelatable: You little shit via sodamnrelatable
Everything about you is so damn cute.
Life's a fucking bitch.